I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
