she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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