that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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