But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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