I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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