Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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