I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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