I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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