ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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