Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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