And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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