I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Randomize
