is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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