never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
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This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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