Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You can make out without kissing
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