Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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