Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
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I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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