gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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