thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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