Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
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I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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