Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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