I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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