those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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