I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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