You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
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he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
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I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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