Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
All I want is dick and wine.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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