i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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