She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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