when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
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I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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