somebody snuck up and got me drunk
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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