it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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