Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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