I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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