I think scott just propositioned me for sex
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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