if you like me you must not know who I am
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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