cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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