their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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