I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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