is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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