i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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