Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
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We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
May the power of my ass compel you!!
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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