We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
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I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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