I'm really into asian looking animals
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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