Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
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crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
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For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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