it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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