But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i barfeds in our rink
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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