Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
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just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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