i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
soo... how was my night?
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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