i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Randomize
