I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
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Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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