brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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