Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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