Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
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if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
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SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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