i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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