Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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