youre lurking in front of me
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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