Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
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No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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