My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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