May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
