ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
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I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
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You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
My vagina is very pro this idea
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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